3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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