We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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