Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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