Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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