Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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