Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just pee around me
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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