god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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