no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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