I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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