i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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