Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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