She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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