The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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