I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
