How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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