When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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