he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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