She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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