So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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