I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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