seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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