He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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