he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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