U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I hate all girls vehemently.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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