put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I don't think brook has ever known best
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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