dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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