She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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