We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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