I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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