If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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