Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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