Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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