I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
