i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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