fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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