I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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