Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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