Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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