so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Two words: blizzard sex
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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