these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
