I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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