Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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