I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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