no, he came in my armpit
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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