Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if i died would you start the facebook group?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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