they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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