We're facebook friends in real life
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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