I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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