once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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