Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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