How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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