Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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