Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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