didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Damn victory sex feels great
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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