If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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