whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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